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A buddy and I wanted to play a practical joke on a co-worker. We knew he was afraid of snakes so we bought this 6' rubber snake. Before he arrived in the morning, we coiled it up under his desk. That morning, when he came in, we were standing outside his office door talking. He went into his office and sat at his desk. We could barely keep a straight face. Moments later, he screamed and must have jumped a foot off his chair. It was a great gag. - email address withheld
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I had brought in a used microwave to the office. It was an inexpensive microwave with a dial timer. A few days later, our adminstrative assistant was warming up a bowl of soup in it. All of a sudden, the lights went out. The administrative assistant got her soup out of the microwave and then called maintenance. Maintenance came up and turned the breaker back on. In a few minutes, from the area where the microwave was, a steady smoke plume was forming. One of the other office workers ran over and turned the microwave off. When the soup was taken out of the microwave, the dial on the microwave was not on 0. So when the breaker was turned back on, the microwave started. Turns out, there should be something in the microwave when it is on. There was a 3 inch hole melted in the top of the microwave. email address withheld.
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I was cross country skiing with some friends in the back woods. I needed to use the bathroom and of course in the woods, that's the nearest tree. I sneaked away from the group and headed for a group of trees not very far away. I was wearing a full snow suit so the whole thing had to come off. I was in the middle of going when some members from my group thought it would be funny to surprise me. As they came around the trees, I stopped going and quickly pulled up my snowsuit. As they were laughing, I finished pulling up my snowsuit. They started laughing harder when we all found out that I had crapped in the hood of my snow suit. email address withheld
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Some buddies and I was playing golf at a local golf course. On the right of the tee area on hole 8,you are looking 30 feet down to a dead end street. There was a parked car that we noticed. As we looked closer, we could see 2 people in the backseat. We decided to interrupt this lover's lane by hitting some of our golf balls at the car. It took a few trys, then BAM, one of the balls hit on the top of the car. As the guy got out of the car, he was still pulling up his pants. He of course was not that happy. The girl got out, still buttoning up her shirt and quickly got in the front seat. We just waved at both of them. He finally got done cursing at us and got in and drove off. email address withheld
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I hired a very junior administrative assistant. One of the 1st tasks, I asked her to do was to ship a laser printer to one of our out of state offices. We had an extra printer that we weren't using. We found a box and added some styrofoam around it. It was still a little loose so I asked her add some popcorn, seal it and get it mailed. The package went out and I got a phone call in a few days. The office had received the printer but couldn't use it until it was cleaned. I told them that it worked fine here. They asked me why we used butter popcorn as packing material instead of the syrofoam popcorn. When I asked my administrative assistant about it, she told me she did what I asked, she microwaved 2 packages popcorn and added them to the box. That day, I made sure she was introduced to syrofoam popcorn. email addressed withheld
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One time on a first date, my date asked me if I was wearing any underwear. I happen to be wearing a thong and told him so. After that, he kept insisting that he should see it. After a few drinks, I relented. We were in the parking lot, it was kinda dark. There was a big tour bus near by to block anyone else's view. I lifted my skirt and flashed him. Soon after that, the door to the bus opened and about 30 people got out. I assumed that no one was in the bus but the windows were darkened so I couldn't really see. I was so embarrassed. It was worse when some of the guys gave me a standing ovation. Sexybttch
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